January 2012
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday
abbd:
December 2011
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
bryanjayy:
why do some girls arch their backs when they take pictures of themselves as if they’re ready to take the d
“You know that confusion you have when you’re broken up with, and you have no...”
– Andrew Garfield on ‘the betrayal.’ in TSN (via jesseandtheeisencats)
“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of...”
– Dennis Reynolds : It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (via bellavenom)
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.”
– Victor Hugo (via misswallflower)
zillybutts:
m4geofpoop:
years-of-bitter-ass-famine:
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
jakeenglishswaifu:
zillybutts:
jakesrightleg:
who the fuck pays 49$ for a theme
who the fuck pays anything for a theme
who the fuck pays for anything
who the fuck pays
who the fuck
the fuck
fuck
spider: hey
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me:
spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
