December 2009
It's the way I miss you even before you leave.
(via eletheowl)
Hate that sfm D:
Twenty things You Never Hear Men Say:
macaroononastick:
1.I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 2. No, I don’t want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. 3. Her tits are just too big. 4. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on ” Murder, She Wrote ” gives me a woody. 6. Sure, I’d love to wear a condom. 7. We haven’t been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse. 8. Fuck Monday...
blindcommissioner:
Hurricane (Outtake)
my god...
“When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it - don’t...”
– bob dylan (via quellequaintrelle)
40 WAYS TO MAKE THE PIZZA GUY FEEL NERVOUS.
jaymaybaby:
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it. 2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it. 3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke. 4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”. 5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re...
