May 2013
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roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
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me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
*ARTPOP is still not out yet*
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
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“Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself.
(I am large, I...”
– Walt Whitman (via amourvache)
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my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
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tylerxmonster:
you guys i think we’re missing something here
seriously
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
jimmyneutronsdad:
what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts
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I turn 21 in October and I still get told that I look like I’m 15. Congratulations to me.
INTERVIEWER: Jesse, who do you look up to?
JESSE EISENBERG: I come from a family of teachers, my friends are teachers and I go into their schools sometimes--to me, it's such a wonderful profession, so different from what I do. So yeah, probably that.
INTERVIEWER: Actually, same thing for you, Aziz.
AZIZ ANSARI: He gave such a noble answer; that would have been great if I was just like, "Jay-Z!"
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